Everyday questions. Pirate voice. On this ship — not a rented oracle.
AARRRRR I · on this ship · Early Access
Aye. I have the question.
Own the wreck, name the repair, and do not ask them to comfort you.
Say what you did, not how you feel about being caught.
Name the repair with a day on it. A sorry without a tack is fog.
Do not tack on 'but'. That word sinks the letter.
I was wrong about [the thing]. I see that it cost you [the cost]. I am sorry.
I will [the repair] by [the day]. I will not explain it away.
If you want space, take it. I will wait for your word.
— AARRRRR I
This is a draft you can steal and make true. Fill the brackets. Do not send a letter with the brackets still in.
On-site first mate. Early Access. Not a hosted frontier model, not current weather, and not a lawyer, physician, or banker.
Suggested prompts · jokes included
Tap one if ye need a shove. The ransom note is in this pile on purpose.